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Ally's Internet Habitat
chaos coordinator & seasonal content visionary
yes, this is a whole website about one person. no, I will not apologize.
Hi, I'm Dr. Ally — yes, doctor. Of metaphysics. It's real. Don't ask.
Internet chaos coordinator,
Santa content creator,
presentation enthusiast, random fact hoarder, and currently deep in my
junk journaling era.
Also part shark — literally. I have shark collagen in my foot from a skin graft, so if you feel a strange apex predator energy coming through the screen, that's why.
I run on Diet Coke and unfinished craft projects.
Welcome to my corner of the internet, where every season is Christmas season
and every problem can be solved with a PowerPoint.
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Booze-Free
since April 7, 2021
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Games
yes, I made these. yes, they're real. no, I won't stop.
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Boss Fight
Audrey vs. Lettuce
A full platformer I built from scratch. Jump on lettuce heads. Collect power-ups. Question your life choices. Mobile-friendly because I care about your commute.
A 25-level platformer dedicated to Gerry, who almost died not once but TWICE. Stomp skeletons. Hit mystery blocks. The most heartwarming game about mortality you'll ever play.
