Ally's Internet Habitat

chaos coordinator & seasonal content visionary

yes, this is a whole website about one person. no, I will not apologize.

you are visitor #4,837,291 (probably)

Ally in her natural habitat surrounded by junk journals and Diet Coke

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Hi, I'm Ally — internet chaos coordinator, Santa content creator, presentation enthusiast, random fact hoarder, and currently deep in my junk journaling era. I run on Diet Coke and unfinished craft projects. Welcome to my corner of the internet, where every season is Christmas season and every problem can be solved with a PowerPoint.

🥤 Diet Coke Tracker

Logging today's consumption (no judgment) (okay, a little judgment)

Tap + to start logging. Be honest.

🎄 Christmas Countdown

The only countdown that matters

Days

Hours

Minutes

Seconds

Loading Santa's emotional status...

🎰 Chaos Wheel

Can't decide? Let entropy choose.

📊 Ally's Next Presentation

She WILL open PowerPoint.

Hit the button. Fear the results.

📋 Random Ally Lore

Learn something you didn't ask to know.

Press "Next Fact" to begin your education

🧠 Same Person Quiz

Answer honestly. Your therapist isn't watching.

🎮 I Made Whole Games

Yes, plural. No, I will not be stopped.

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Boss Fight

Audrey vs. Lettuce

A full platformer game I built from scratch because apparently I have hobbies now. Jump on lettuce heads. Collect power-ups. Question your life choices. Mobile-friendly because I care about your commute.

▶ Play Now — it's free, like my advice

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#BAUMSQUAD

Gerry vs. Death

A 25-level platformer dedicated to Gerry, who almost died not once but TWICE. Stomp skeletons. Hit mystery blocks. Reach the coffin. It's the most heartwarming game about mortality you'll ever play.

▶ Play Now — death is optional