SLIGHTLY CHAOTIC INTERNET PERSONALITY ERA  ๐ŸŽ…  DIET COKE ENTHUSIAST  โœจ  JUNK JOURNAL QUEEN  ๐ŸŽ„  PRESENTATION APOLOGIST  ๐Ÿฅค  SANTA CONTENT CREATOR  ๐Ÿ’–  PROFESSIONALLY UNHINGED  ๐ŸŽ‰  SLIGHTLY CHAOTIC INTERNET PERSONALITY ERA  ๐ŸŽ…  DIET COKE ENTHUSIAST  โœจ  JUNK JOURNAL QUEEN  ๐ŸŽ„  PRESENTATION APOLOGIST  ๐Ÿฅค  SANTA CONTENT CREATOR  ๐Ÿ’–  PROFESSIONALLY UNHINGED  ๐ŸŽ‰ 

Ally's Internet Habitat

chaos coordinator & seasonal content visionary
yes, this is a whole website about one person. no, I will not apologize.
you are visitor #4,837,291 (probably)
Ally in her natural habitat surrounded by junk journals and Diet Coke ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿฅค ๐Ÿ““ ๐Ÿ’ป
Hi, I'm Ally โ€” internet chaos coordinator, Santa content creator, presentation enthusiast, random fact hoarder, and currently deep in my junk journaling era. I run on Diet Coke and unfinished craft projects. Welcome to my corner of the internet, where every season is Christmas season and every problem can be solved with a PowerPoint.

๐Ÿฅค Diet Coke Tracker

Logging today's consumption (no judgment) (okay, a little judgment)

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๐ŸŽ„ Christmas Countdown

The only countdown that matters

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๐ŸŽฐ Chaos Wheel

Can't decide? Let entropy choose.

๐Ÿ“Š Ally's Next Presentation

She WILL open PowerPoint.

Hit the button. Fear the results.

๐Ÿ“‹ Random Ally Lore

Learn something you didn't ask to know.

Press "Next Fact" to begin your education

๐Ÿง  Same Person Quiz

Answer honestly. Your therapist isn't watching.

๐ŸŽฎ I Made Whole Games

Yes, plural. No, I will not be stopped.

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Boss Fight

Audrey vs. Lettuce

A full platformer game I built from scratch because apparently I have hobbies now. Jump on lettuce heads. Collect power-ups. Question your life choices. Mobile-friendly because I care about your commute.

โ–ถ Play Now โ€” it's free, like my advice

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#BAUMSQUAD

Gerry vs. Death

A 25-level platformer dedicated to Gerry, who almost died not once but TWICE. Stomp skeletons. Hit mystery blocks. Reach the coffin. It's the most heartwarming game about mortality you'll ever play.

โ–ถ Play Now โ€” death is optional

๐Ÿ“Œ The Wall of Chaos

Leave a note for everyone to see. Drag them around. This is a trust exercise.

๐ŸŽต The Vibes

Music to junk journal by (or have a breakdown to, no judgment)

๐Ÿ”— Find Me Online

(I'm easier to find than my motivation on a Monday)